The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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