I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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