careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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