YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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