We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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