And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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