Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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