i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also, beer. Big fan.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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