I need help removing her.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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