If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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