a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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