Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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