she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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