Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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