i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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