this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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