piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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