idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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