Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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