I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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