Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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