you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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