How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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