she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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