Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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