Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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