i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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