the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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