Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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