see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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