Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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