Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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