I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
