My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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