the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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