Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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