But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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