Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
