So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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