Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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