that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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