Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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