yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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