hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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