come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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