No more Irish car bombs ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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