and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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