I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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