it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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