i think my tv is drunk
You smell like a Billy Joel song
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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