I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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