Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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