I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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