she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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