It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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