I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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