I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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